A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
fuckin morphed into usian bolt
Love the dad, sure, but the fucking kid just “Duuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”
THESE ARE ALL AMAZING!
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he